holy hell
I love you Stardew Valley I love you Stray I love you Untitled Goose Game I love you indie games with no microtransactions that understand having fun is the whole, entire point.
baba rule
also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”
Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level
thinking about bob odenkirk’s college id like yeah that’s slippin jimmy alright
he looks like he’d try to con me
Which embalming fluid looks the most delicious? (Names are from left to right)
Introfiant
Metasyn
Syncav
Jaundofiant
Metaflow
Plasdopake
Pls reblog if u vote :)
I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read
using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism
using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯












